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From time to time I get an email that just hits me in such a way I just have to respond. The following is just one of those emails that someone forwarded to me that is making the rounds. The black print is the original email and the red print is my response.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
I am Jim Gibb and I
disagree!
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."
On TV I see them yelling
for peace. From what I hear from our troops is that the people in Iraq are
joining our troops and fighting back against those who would terrorize and kill
them. Wake up! The only way to peace is though strength.
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic,
Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere"
again. I would
predict hell would freeze before we would ever apologize for killing those
murdering monsters. I pray they are in hell and forever will stay there and I
would send Noriega there now!
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany ,
South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines .
To pull our troops out
would be the most cowardly thing we could ever do and would make us look weak to
our enemies.
They don't want us there.
Our enemies want you to think that. If they (above mentioned countries) didn’t
want us there all they would have to do is ask us and we would leave but it
seems that they like the American dollars that our troops put into their
economies. We
would station troops at our borders.
We have a border patrol
for that and I would support increasing funding to increase the size of their
agency. I would also make it a shoot on site order for anyone trying to enter
our country. People don’t have to cross illegally. They can stay where they are
and not get shot by us. No
one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
What fence?
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
We'll give them a free trip home.
Screw that idea! Take all of their possessions and send them back with just the
clothes on their backs and make them walk back. They are here illegally and they
have no rights.
After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or
where they are.
What’s wrong with right now.
They're illegal!!!
France will welcome them.
Finally a part of this
I agree with!
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless
given a special permit!!!!
Nope not a good idea!
Put a tracking chip in their arm and track every movement they make.
No one from a
terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We
don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
I agree with this part
too.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21.Not
a good idea, leave all of the students in their own countries and if they want
an American education send them a teacher.
The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and
it's back home baby.
Don’t let them in the
first place and you don’t have to worry about this.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
Efforts don’t
work, just do it.
This will include
developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling
of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.
Stop taxing and making stupid requirements of the oil companies and this can
happen. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.
Cope hell !!! Herds of
caribou have doubled since the Alaska pipeline went in.
7)
Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil.
Don’t offer them a dime for a barrel of oil! Nineteen of the hijackers on 9/11
were from Saudi Arabia. Tell them they must stop feeding terrorists and making a
safe haven for them or we will wipe them off the map.
If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell
their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would
be enough.) Bush said that you are either with
us or against us so where are they in this? They should start getting serious in
this war on terror and soon.
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
"interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. This is just really stupid!
Helping the general populous is one of the best ways in making friends and
winning over those who would be our enemies.
Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army.
Army’s need to eat too and the people need their armies for protection.
The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
If the people in charge are not letting those who need
food then remove those in charge.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace.
Screw the U.N. they are just a bunch of thieves in
suits! Shut that place down and don’t let it crop up anywhere.
We don't need the spies and fair weather friends
here. We wouldn’t have to worry about spies or
fair weather friends if we acted like a country with some BALLS!
Besides, the building would make a good homeless
shelter or lockup for illegal aliens. This is
stupid too! Sell the place to Donald Trump let him make it into a hotel or
casino that will put some of that much needed money into New York.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
This is just crap! I live in this country and I am very
happy with the way my fellow countrymen and women look and act.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer. I don’t give a rat’s rear end what they
say about us! The Language we speak is
ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
Wow, I think I have heard that before!
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your
huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece
of me?' " This is not a bad idea but I think it
would be better if we turned the statue around have her grab her ankles and say
Kiss My Ass!
So if your going to immigrate to our country do it legally or forget it and stay home!
Sincerely,